NGSW Chest Rig

• Holds everything: mags, tools, beef jerky, emotional baggage.

• One size fits most: unless you’re built like a fridge, in which case… respect.

• Tactical OD green colour: scientifically proven to make you 47% more better.

• Import special: Built in a factory somewhere far away where durability is forged by sheer willpower and questionable Wi-Fi.

This isn’t a fashion statement (unless your fashion is “I live in a warzone in my head”). It carries stuff. It won’t make you taller, smarter, or better at video games—but it will make you look autistic and dangerous.